ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

my life plan is to one day be walking down the street and run into my favorite actor and pretend i don’t know who they are and act like i don’t run a blog dedicated to their existence and start a normal conversation and then they will think “wow she’s pretty cool and she’s not a crazed fan i’m going to ask her out for dinner” and then 5 years after we’re married i’ll say 

i knew you were an actor

i knew

pamiwillendyou:

omfg the dog got one of the barbies and we found this on the floor and instead of being upset the seven year old very solemnly picked the mauled ken doll off of the floor and said, “the devil has spoken”

doctor-who-companion:

And no one has noticed because tourists are constantly looking at it.

doctorwho:

Don’t blink.

ohgodohgodohgod