Me three years ago: Oh God I hope nobody realizes I'm gay
Me now: Dammit why doesn't anybody realize I'm gay
i love when i find gay subtext in my history textbook:
French Emperor Napoleon became very fond of Alexander I of Russia, and later confided in a letter to his Empress, Josephine, “He is a truly handsome, good and youthful emperor; he has a better mind than is commonly supposed…Were he a woman, I think I would make love to him.”