Captain of the Rumbelle Ship
- Belle: I meant to ask; how did you know Regina had me locked up in the asylum?
- Jefferson: Don't even worry, honey. Just go be with your man.
- Belle: But I--
- Jefferson: Go.
- Belle: I--
- Jefferson: Kiss the hell out of him.
- Belle: What--
- Jefferson: Tap that.
- Belle: You--
- Jefferson: Have beautiful babies together.
- Belle: I'm sorry, I don't--
- Jefferson: Oh god I ship it so hard.
My desi father and his logic:
- Dad: So your friend? He is a gay?
- Me: He's gay, yes.
- Him: I would like to meet him.
- Him: I am glad he is your friend and he is a gay. It means that he will not be vulgar with you and chase you for dating. Nature made him for men and not my daughter. Good.
- Him: Allah is mysterious in His ways.