absinthe-cocktail:

porn-cakes:

101st-analborne:

fallbeil:

mugenstyle:

eccecorinna:

wrathofprawn:

for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.

their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever

pilots (◡‿◡✿) 

girl pilots (◕‿◕✿)

girl pilots killing nazis ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

But, remember, women never did anything in history.

These women are perfect. They aren’t hollywood women oh no. They are Russian bad ass mother fuckers.

wordscanbesexy:

heatherbat:

callmebliss:

hellotailor:

rubdown:

lovelymoonbeams:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn

this is genuinely the first photo i’ve seen of her looking older

I didn’t know Audrey Hepburn grew old into a bomb-ass old lady until like, last year. I thought she died young cuz that’s the only pictures I’ve ever seen. 

omg

<3

she was also the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.

and history remembers her as pretty.

\o/

and history remembers her as pretty.

and history remembers her as pretty.

and history remembers her as pretty.

studioghibligifs:

“Brave, self-sufficient girls that don’t think twice about fighting for what they believe in with all their heart.”

micergey:

gothiclizzie:

land-of-greyjoys-and-cannibals:

iwatchyoupoop:

fandomsandfeminism:

tortilla-prophet:

Link

IN RELATED NEWS I WANT TO MOVE TO FUCKING CANADA

FUCK THIS TOILET BOWL OF A COUNTRY I’M DONE

What. In. The. Fuck.

Okay, but besides the fact that the guy murdered her. She WAS stealing his property. Which is illegal, ya know? And maybe it really was an accident, and he only meant to mame her. Of course accidentally hitting the neck seems weird. But still, she was stealing his money after not delivering a service that she promised.

Are you even hearing yourself.

He

Shot

Her

And

Killed 

Her. 

“And maybe it really was an accident, and he only meant to mame her”

AND THAT DOESNT EXCUSE SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Hey guess what folks, just because she was an escort does not mean she was a prostitute. escorts usually do not have sex with their clients, they are paid for company, or to attend functions like fundraisers or charity balls & the like which require a date.

this whole case makes me sick.  

I’m just gonna assume that ignorant person is a massive troll.

I don’t know what the fuck that jury was thinking because I’ve read Texas’s penal code for this sort of situation. I’m assuming that paper money counts as “tangible, moveable property” but the defense for this case is would’ve been so shoddy.

galacticdrift:

fannishminded:

fluffmugger:

ryttu3k:

bogleech:

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sanityscraps:

girljanitor:

tacticalconscience:

Even if you don’t think vaccines and autism are related … these are some staggering numbers!

YES THESE NUMBERS ARE STAGGERING I WOULD ALSO POSIT THAT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THESE IMAGES AND TEXT ALSO

And seriously, vaccines are meant to prevent deadly diseases. So even if vaccines did cause autism (which they don’t), you’re saying you’d rather your child have diseases that killed hundreds of thousands of children before vaccines than to be autistic. Autism is worse than the death of a child to you. Congratulations, you’re a douchecanoe.

Wow. This post seriously pisses me off. Bashing someone because they are pointing out that vaccines COULD POSSIBLY be one of the causes to autism? You obviously have never witness any parent struggle with a kid that has autism. Or have a seemingly normal kid that’s perfect and suddenly starts to regress in functions they used to have.

Except that no, vaccines COULD NOT POSSIBLY be one of the causes of autism. At all.

The entire fantasy that there’s any autism-vaccination link comes exclusively from a single lunatic who conducted cruel, abusive experiments on children and on lab monkeys whose brains were already damaged at the time. His work was disproven thoroughly and with ease. He was a con man.

Like all disgruntled quacks, he took his “findings” to people who would listen; people who had nothing to do with science. He peddled his vaccine-autism conspiracy theory to the media wherever he could, and his bogus “discoveries” are especially lauded by Scientologists, who believe that all modern science and medicine is part of an evil scam controlled by space aliens to stop Scientology from “enlightening” the world.

So yes, anyone who “points out” a connection between vaccines and autism NEEDS to be bashed. It is a lie, and an asinine, completely batshit lie at that. It needs to be crushed out of our culture as aggressively as possible every single time it rears its ugly head.

And fuck you for characterizing autistic people as “imperfect,” “abnormal” or “regressed in functions.” Autism is not “damage.” Autism is not a “handicap.” Autism is not “stupidity” or “degeneration.” Autism is a different way of processes information that some people are born with to varying degrees.

You cannot “get” autism. You cannot be “made” autistic. It is not an injury or a contagion.

Basically you can go fuck yourself.

You know what number IS directly correlated to the amount of vaccines around?

The amount of kids dying from preventable illnesses.

As measles vaccines go up, there are less kids dying of measles!

As pertussis vaccines go down because of idiot fucking antivaxxers, THE AMOUNT OF KIDS DYING OF PERTUSSIS GOES UP!

Also, good to know that parents would rather have dead kids than people like me \o/

You cannot “get” autism. You cannot be “made” autistic. It is not an injury or a contagion.

THERE IS NO FUCKING “THIS” IMAGE LARGE ENOUGH

Relative to recent rant, so reblogging as a PSA.

Seriously. Vaccinate your kids.

Don’t forget to vaccinate yourself as well, if needed (upon consultation with a licensed medical doc)! There’s a pertussis booster that came out in the past few years that you may not have gotten.

Anyone talking that anti-vax quackery bullshit near me will get shut right the fuck down.

anthonyholden:

Real life conversation with my soon-to-be 3-year-old daughter.

I am a wimp when it comes to pretending.

lovelettersfromhogwarts:

i-have-the-suds:

one time my parents were gone for the weekend

so i took everything in the house and moved it five inches to the left.

it was subtle enough that it wasn’t obvious but they felt like something was off when they got back

and they kept bumping into the corners of tables and couches

i am a cruel man

thisisthinprivilege:

That fork you want me to “put down”? Shove it up your ass.

thisisthinprivilege:

Thin privilege is the assumption that if you were a “good” vegetarian (whatever it may mean), you’d be stick thin.

allergyprideparade:

cloysterbell:

Out of context Harry Potter quotes are the best things ever.

• “Tired of walking in on Harry, Hermione and Ron all over the school, Professor McGonagall had given them permission to use the empty Transfiguration classroom at lunchtimes.”
• “Stars winking in front of his eyes, he grabbed the top of the hat to pull it off and felt something long and hard beneath it.

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French bulldog trying to teach baby to crawl